toskarin:

toskarin:

if there’s one user-hostile feature I’d like in armored core as a franchise (in an ideal world, this isn’t something I expect even a little bit to be in the new one) it’d have to be system shock style modular HUD, complete with nonsense garbage you can plug in on accident or purpose

you should be able to get an ai assistant and then as soon as you plug it in, you realise it just uselessly narrates everything you’re doing with a half second delay. you should be able to buy a radio that lets you jukebox horribly compressed versions of songs off the soundtrack. “lens solarisation” that just makes the game slightly darker. that kind of stuff

[audio clipping] ENERGY DOWN TO 30%-TOO BAD-SYSTEM: COMBAT MODE. ENERGY DOWN TO 30%. SYSTEM: SCAN MODE SYST-TOO BAD: YOU’RE OUT OF ENERGY. TOO BAD: YOU’RE OUT OF ENERGY.

abyssal-plains:

evilwizard:

killyfromblame:

cryptotheism:

Gnome biology is largely magical in nature, composed of a skin, and what scientists are calling “Jollyglobin,” a digestive fluid that turns berries into good cheer.

superchat:

nayohme:

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

ivanpahdrylakeracer:

keep seeing Temu ads on here so just to share cause idk if people are widely aware

bellhopping:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

link incase anyone wants to listen to this masterpiece

sexygaywizard:

radiofreederry:

sexygaywizard:

All of you need to show some fucking respect to Ms Pac-Man. Without her where would your Tifa Lockhearts and Lara Crofts be. If you want to jack it to Bayonetta go bust a nut to the FIRST sexy video game woman. Salute.

Hey King did you know that Ms. Pac-Man was officially unpersoned by Namco. She doesn’t exist anymore. As far as Namco is concerned, she never did.

Why is this world so cruel to sluts and whores